If your sister isn’t savage AF, is she really even a sister, at all?
I’m going kayaking tomorrow. Alone. Mildly nervous. I don’t know what I don’t know. I guess i’ll know by tomorrow evening, though lol.
Pre-game thought dump:
Dangers: kayak could flip. big deal. alligators. unlikely. weirdos. they’re everywhere. lose my paddle. that would suck. idk. i’ll know, tomorrow.
Plans: kevin’s balling shorts, tee, flip flops, baseball cap. backpack, blanket, snacks. nav to wherever the fuck i’m going. be cool. explore. make a list of everything that went wrong so I can have a better trip, next time.